Totally unfair photo captions with Jerritt Elliott

"What year are you? Here's my card. Here's my card. What's your name? I love what you do out there. We should talk."

Well, duh.

Mira Costa and Mizuno Long Beach's Alix Klineman was named Gatorade National Volleyball Player of the Year.

Gee, didn't see that one coming or anything.

This follows the "Oh, really?" uttered by nearly everyone except Jerritt Elliott when Klineman decided to attend Stanford, home of The Kehoe, The Barboza, The Akinradewo, and so on.

With the award Klineman joins past winners including Megan Hodge, Barboza, and Kristin Richards. In all, seven future Stanford Cardinals have won the award eight times (Barboza won it twice, natch).