Wednesday, April 4, 2007

Wait: What happened to Burkholder?

We're not big into conspiracy theories, but a press release about Allison Napier becoming the new assistant coach at Arizona that doesn't mention why the previous one (who happens to be the best setter in the program's history) left is just odd. No, not JFK/grassy knoll odd, not Area 51 odd, but odd nonetheless.

Afterall, even if Burkholder simply decided she didn't want to coach anymore, wouldn't being the best Wildcat setter ever warrant a "So long and thanks for all the fish" press release at the very least?

Did Burkholder enter the witness protection program? Did she snitch on the mob and is now a postal worker in North Dakota somewhere? Is she CIA? Is she...(gulp) Scully?

Where for art thou, Burkholder!

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