New Buckeye to be more Ifejika or more Stragliotto?

Looks like the Pavan Sweepstakes v2.0 are over, with the Buckeyes coming up the big winners (Rich Kern wouldn't lie to us, would he?). This gives everyone more time to start obsessing over Kelly Murphy's college decision now.

Oh, that's unfortunate. Funny, funny messageboard, beat us to the punch.