And the fun continues...

Well that's an unfortunate reaction, but not unheard of with such a sudden, stunning departure. Not sure it's true about Salvo not being clutch, as I'm sure there will be gobs of schools vying for both her and Anderson's services.

I think it's obvious what's going on here. Something more happened than hijinks on that trip to Italy and Croatia; Anderson and Salvo were brainwashed.

By who? Well, the team took a trip to the Vatican City. Undoubtedly an emissary for the Catholic Church, thinking they were striking a blow against the Church of Latter Day Saints, decided to implant a tiny microchip into both players' cerebral cortexes, which, when activated, caused both to come to the conclusion that Utah is not the place for them. This same subversive cabal is responsible for Andrew Bogut's less-than-overwhelming NBA career thus far, as well as any bad publicity for presidential candidate Mitt Romney.

At least that's my theory.

Next step: a big-budget movie starring Tom Hanks with a really, really awful choice of haircut, where he tries to interpret scribblings by Salvo and Anderson on the walls of their Utah dorm rooms.