Bre Ladd hits mainstream entertainment news: Yippee?

Apparently there's a rumor out there that Arizona alum Luc Walton is dating Britney Spears. Only there's one problem: Walton is dating former Arizona volleyball player Bre Ladd.

Is he better off with Ladd? Let's take a look:


OK, kinda unfair using that photo of Spears. So let's take a look at some pros and cons with Britney:

Pro: Britney's shown herself capable of being smokin' hot.
Con: Not lately she hasn't. (And isn't it interesting that Natalie Portman could pull off the shaved head look, but Spears...can't?)

Pro: Trips to Maui at the drop of a hat.
Con: Trips to rehab clinics in even less time.

Pro: Get to swing with the hot, young Hollywood elite.
Con: Smalltalk with the hot, young Hollywood elite.

It's kinda like choosing between young Elvis and Vegas Elvis. You have to either pick pre-K-Fed Spears or post-K-Fed.

As for Ladd, how can you go wrong? She's modest: According to a 2002 Daily Wildcat newspaper article, her most embarrassing moment was when her "bathing suit top fell off in the water in Rocky Point." That's a normal Tuesday night for Spears.

In the same article Ladd says the first thing she does in the morning is brush her teeth. Spears probably freaks out about the latest paparazzi photo/rumor, drives to get coffee with a child on her lap, then tries to decide which wig to wear that day.

Maybe it's just me, but I'm taking Ladd, every time.