Seikaly ain't Wilt

Former NBA star Rony Seikaly is going to play in this weekend's AVP event in Miami.

Rony Seikaly? Is this as goofy as it sounds? What, they couldn't find an NBA player who'd been retired longer? Cornbread Maxwell have a Lodge meeting or something?

There's just no way that Seikaly is going to be competitive, is there? He's 41. Karch, the greatest player ever, is 42.

Let's hope Seikaly goes out quickly. It wouldn't look good for a 41-year-old retired bball player to conquer beach ball in one weekend. That would be as improbable as C. Thomas Howell and the dude from "thirtysomething" beating Smith and Stoklos...