Let's promote stuff down on the bayou

'Twas with baited breath that we clicked on the link to find out the latest in volleyball promotions for LSU.

If you'll recall, last year Fran Flory vowed to stay in a mobile home outside the gym until like 12 people signed up to follow the LSU volleyball twitter account or something. The epic promotion lasted about 26 hours.

So how do they top that this year? Let's take a look.

"Ace T-shirt Toss" - Good, start with the basics, build a foundation.

"Autographs" - Again, good stuff, you always play the greatest hits.

"Geaux Books!" - Oh I like it. A little Ca-jawn twist, cher.

"First 500 fans will receive an LSU Volleyball static cling!" - This is where the first 500 fans get a shirt that's fresh out of the dryer. Oh, wait, no it's some sticker-thing you put on your window, like a fathead or whatever.

"Girl Scouts Day - First 500 fans will receive an LSU Volleyball koozie!" - Are the girl scouts in the Big Easy in dire need of something to keep their juice boxes cold?

As you can see, lots of great stuff, but I don't see anything involving Winnebagos, hunger strikes, our living with tigers. Boo.