Totally Unfair Picture Captions with those two knuckleheads, John and Jim

"Is that your hand, touching my arm?"

"What're you going to do about it?"

"I'll tell you what I'm going to do about it. After this match, I'm gonna say something in a heated moment that you will totally not care for!"

"You do, and I'm gonna point my finger at you while yelling! People will have to hold me back!"

"Do it!"

"I will!"

"Good!"

"Good!"

"Great!"

"Great?"