Sunday, December 12, 2010

The ball went back and to the left. BACK... and to the left.

Honestly, have a few seconds of volleyball ever been so closely dissected before? We really needed someone from the Zapruder family in the stands to give us a real feel for what happened.

Here are just a few things debated in regards to Perry's swing in the fourth game of Nebraska / Washington:

  • Ball was in
  • Ball was out
  • Ball skidded, making it appear out
  • Replay on Seattle news station clearly shows it in
  • Replay was edited by Seattle news station to make it appear to be in
  • Bottom of ball was flat when it was over the line, thus touching the floor, thus in
  • Shadow of the ball was too large to be on the floor when above the line
  • The line judge high-fived a UW usher, proving he was in cahoots with the Huskies
  • A shadowy cabal of Level 8 Gold Medal Squared Protectorates have infiltrated our volleyball system to make sure that the Huskies are protected at all costs, including through the use of poison darts and mind control. They manipulated the Sport Court to extend the back line, ensuring the ball was in.
Ain't TV coverage grand?

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