The match no one wanted to win.

Game one: Iowa State hits .200, Texas -.033.
Game two: Iowa State hits .000, Texas .407.
Game three: Iowa State hits .450, Texas -.040.
Game four: Iowa State hits .121, Texas .405.

Any chance both teams were trying to throw the match so they could get back home in time for the season premier of "Law & Order: Los Angeles"?

I'm surprised these teams didn't cancel each other out and create a wormhole to a parallel dimension or something.