Monday, and the livin' is easy.

Honestly, what? - Look, I know Hooker was an integral part of the team, but... Texas A&M? It's the Longhorns first loss to the Aggies since 2004! Remember 2004? We were still using stupid regular cellphones.

No, really, what is going on - Notre Dame loses to Delaware. Just let that roll around your noggin for a while.

Campbell derails Wolfpack - That's it, honeymoon's over. Expect NC State to lose to Elo-- what's that? Oh. Nevermind.

USD nips Gophers - Hey when did Amy DeGroot become Amy Mahinalani DeGroot? Is that a nickname? In any case, the "Mahinalani" was good for 20 kills as DeGroot & Basch combined for 40. ("DeGroot & Basch, new this fall on TBS, after "The Closer.")

Looooooooooooong Beach? - 49ers lose to school they've never heard of from state they've never visited. (Today's blatant stereotypes brought to you by Monday. Monday: a day for cutting corners.)

ASU on the move...laterally - Sun Devils show signs of life in win over UOP, but quickly squash those signs by losing to the Utes.

Who's this Neimer kid? - Whatever Cincy's Stephanie Niemer ate this weekend, it's working. 28 kills in 5-game win over Illinois, sure that's nice and all. But 32 in 3-game win over Purdue? Kerplunk!