Can you hear me now?

"We'll be calling USA Volleyball about comments made in The Tribune and finding out where that came from."
- Beth Launiere

I know people say "I'd love to be a fly on the wall," but...I would REALLY love to be a fly on the wall for that phone conversation.

"USA Volleyball."

"Yes, this is Beth Launiere calling."

"H-h-hold, please."

(whisper)

"It's Beth Launiere!"

"Oh my God!"

"What do I do?! What do I do?!"

"I don't know! Hang up?!"

"What?!"

"Just hang up and we'll tell Tom when he gets back from lunch!"

"Good idea."

(click)

"...hello? Li'l help?"