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"I said, ‘Hey, what do you think about hitting today?’ She's like, ‘Let's f… ing do it.’  I looked at her, and I said, ‘Are you sure? Anything you want to talk about?’  She goes, ‘No, we done?’  I said, ‘We're done,’ and she turned around and walked out." - Apparently Quentin Tarantino is scripting all Wisconsin press conferences now.

"UCI aiming at relevance" - from the completely uninspiring headline department of the Daily Pilot, talkin' Anteater volleyball. 

"In volleyball parlance, it won’t be a bad thing if UCSB’s women get off to a bumpy start." - from the Santa Barbara Independent, which apparently hates us.

"I think we’re light years ahead of where we were offensively last year." - Virginia coach Dennis Hohenshelt, who clearly doesn't understand the physics involved in space travel.

"It's a huge win." - Auburn skipper Rick Nold on beating Nebraska. Yes it is, Rick. Yes it is a huge win.