Everybody cut loose. Footloose.

Many, many teams are now going to the Big Dance, so go fork over some money for a crappy corsage, put on the uncomfortable shoes, and pay too much for chicken piccata.

The Chippewas are going dancing! - For the first. Time. Ever, Central Michigan wins the MAC title after coming in as the #6 seed. Mount Pleasant? Mount Really Pleasant.

UW-Milwaukee? Also dancing! - This should take the sting off that Brewers playoff loss. Maybe. Probably not. Who knows. Let's go drink a Schlitz and talk about it, talk about our feelings.

Dayton, put on your dancing shoes - Flyers are caught on that wheel of romance (we all get that reference, right?), beat Xavier for title.

American style dancing! - Do the Hustle, because Barry and the Americans beat Army for the Patriot title.

Buffalo, Bison. Bison, Buffalo - Nevermind the kangaroos and chipmunks, Lipscomb puts the kibosh on Belmont to return to the dance! That's the way the thunder rumbles.

Now they're the Dancin' Blue Hens! - VCU really caused a ruckus in the CAA tournament, but Delaware rights the ship in 5 in the finals.

There's a lot of dancing, is what we're saying - Niagara falls? Nope, they win MAAC. The branch of Maryland University? The one on that Eastern Shore over there? They won the MEAC. Plus Morehead State (immature snicker), North Dakota wins that weird conference, Texas State, Jackson State, North Dakota State, and Western Kentucky!

Elsewhere...
Ugh. Do I have to pay attention to Arizona now? - Wildcats might be in the tournament after drilling the Bruins for the second time this year.

Chris Riley, Hokies, making life miserable for naysayers - You can hear them now, the Anti-Riley contingency, in various corners of the internet. After the Hokies beat the Tar Heels and red-hot Wolfpack, they now have to go with the "blind squirrel / nuts" argument.

So, Colorado won. - They beat Washington State for their first PAC 12 win. I don't know how to feel about this.

East Lansing is NUTS - Spartans are a long way from that loss to Bowling Green after beating Illini in 4. Remember when the Illini were #1?

Notre Dame beats Syracuse -- this time - Phew, right?

Notre Dame then upsets Louisville - Well of course they did...

Cincy beats Notre Dame for Big East title - OK, but I'm still chewing on that previous result.

Bay Area hates Ducks! - Which is funny because it seems like a pretty inclusive area. Regardless, Oregon goes on the road to beat the Bay schools.

Cal also has a Beaver problem - I didn't even know Oregon State was still in the conference. Now I do, and so does Cal.

Well, it is "Happy Valley" after all - Purdue's 10-match winning streak halted by Deja and Slay Bells.

"We won the conference last week, AND then we drilled you 3-0." - Pepperdine adds insult to USD's injury. Now it's on to a first-round NCAA match against USC... Congrats!