Someone get Jeff Goldblum's character from "Jurassic Park"

We could use a good explanation of Chaos Theory right now 'cause this season is off the hizzy. It would not surprise me at all to see Xavier win the national championship. ...OK, that would surprise me, but you hear what I'm sayin', right?

U! C! LLLLL-- wait, what happened - The web-footed wonders of the northwest ensure a new #1 in the land after sending Sealy's swingers away with a loss.

Maybe Rooty should play? - In Daughter Cook's 2nd match back, Boilers sweep Huskers without calling one timeout all match. Boilers are a team you don't want to see in your part of the bracket.

Call the U.N.! FSU loses! - Keep hope alive, Miami! Seminoles lose first ACC match of the year to Duke, who may have just punched their ticket to the dance.

Pepperdine just keeping things interesting - Waves lose their first conference match, to St. Mary's, because they wanted to give USD some incentive?

Illinois sweeps Penn State - Because that's just the kind of month Penn State's having.

Huskies would like to remind everyone that they're still around - Beating Stanford does get your attention, I suppose.

7-10 is a good thing? - When you're NC State, and it's a whole galaxy away from the previous regime? It's a really, really good thing. Bunn for COY!

Meanwhile in the Big 12 - Texas is still in first, Iowa State's still in secondzzz... zzzzzzz...

'Cuse knocks off Irish - I just bet you that, before he left, Jing Pu taught the Orange how to do a mean foxtrot. He knew that's how you beat Notre Dame; with fancy footwork, a modicum of rhythm, and lots of enthusiasm.