Lauren Cook should probably invest in a bus pass

Just a suggestion.

Lauren Cook has been accepted into a diversion program -- which frankly sounds like some kind of camp for spies, you know, to master the art of medium-sized explosions so that they can gain access to the secret, heavily guarded lair.

This means she avoids jail time, fines, and being forced to join Charlie's Angels or the Mod Squad or that La Femme Nikita thing, whatever that was.

Feel free to keep obsessing about the whole thing, though.