Hey, here's some stuff I found.

"We can be really bad, the good teams can’t get as bad as we can get. Our upside is that we can compete with the top teams. But our downside, it’s embarrassing." - Russ.

"Everybody was really zoned in. Our staff was zoned in, our crowd was zoned in." - Dave Shondell explaining the Boilermakers' "Vini Vidi Vici" game plan against Nebraska.

"We didn't compete, we didn't play, we didn't adjust." - Cook on the Huskers, uh, anti- "Vini Vidi Vici"?

"We won the first set, and then we were up 23-14 in the second set, and then we took a little nap." - Mike Sealy on Oregon loss. 23-14? "A little nap" is one way to phrase it. "Full-blown narcolepsy" is another.

"We’re still in the national championship picture." - Jerritt. Well, in all fairness, it's a HUGE picture. More like a mural. I'M in the national championship picture.

"That’s the best winless team you’ve ever seen." - Dave Rubio on Colorado. To which Colorado responded, "Thank you...?"

“I couldn’t be more proud of this team." - Mary Wise after the Gators narrowly defeated Arkansas in 5. Really? You almost lose to Arkansas and you're bursting with pride? “That was our single biggest win of the entire year." You are aware that you beat Texas earlier this year, right Mares?

"The highlight of the night came from freshman setter Shannan McCready who played soccer in high school. A ball was sailing to the ground when McCready saved a ball by kicking it into the air." - from Statepress.com's article on ASU's win over Colorado. Is McGown aware of your blasphemous ways, McCready?