Hey, what'd those people say after those matches?

"I asked if anyone wanted to be our Jupiter. I think Deja said 'Hey I got some time.'” - Russ on Deja's schedule clearing up to rock the house. I wonder how many other coaches have thought of simply asking their players if they could suddenly transform into a human wrecking ball? Russ! Always one step ahead.


"If we were on a neutral court, (we) probably could win (the Penn State match) in four." - Mick. Well, Mick, did you ever think of asking your team to play the match as if you were on a neutral court? HMM?


"I did nothing." - Oregon's Jim Moore, on what he did to turn around the match against Penn State. Then he caught a fly with chopsticks. 


"(Oregon) definitely stretched us as much as we can be comfortably stretched right now." - Top Gopher Laura Bush. So is that like a Downward Facing Dog-kind of thing, or...?


"NIU women's volleyball traveled to the cheesiest place on Earth Tuesday night." - NIU's Northstar newspaper. NIU went to the set of "Burn Notice" Tuesday night? "Facing the University of Wisconsin-Green Bay." Ohhh.


"We're disappointed but not dissatisfied." - UNC's Joe Sagula. What?