Let's see your fancy graphic designer degree fix THIS

Right now the graphic design department at the Big Ten home office is a lot like any major map maker after the cold war. Is Kazakhstan a country? Is it not? Where does the Czech Republic end and the Slovakian Republic begin? What's Missouri gonna do?

So your clever little "Big Ten" with the eleven in the middle? Not cuttin' it anymore with Big Red -- and maybe 2 to 14 other schools -- moving in. So now what? We'd like to offer some suggestions.

Classy, simple. But could be a bit busy.

Clever! But the rest of the conference isn't going to put up with Huskers getting such prominent play.

BLAM. Check that out. Got yer little 11 in there, too. But what if the Big Ten swallows the entire eastern seaboard of big colleges?

Sums things up nicely, I'd say.