Welcome to 2010: UCLA over it already.

Lauren Cook is going back home to Nebraska? OK, did not see that coming. I feel the same way I did when I found out Bruce Willis was dead at the end of that movie.

Combine that with the RUMOR that Amanda Gil is gone, as well as Nucci, and it's pretty slim pickin's in Westwood. Andy Banachowski has not addressed the media, but the UCLA sports info department released this artist's rendering of the coach upon hearing the news:

Probably the most affected by the transfer -- but least discussed -- is poor Taylor Cook, Lauren's younger brother, who was just getting used to having the run of the house without his big sister, and now... back to the drawing board.