B O O S

So let me see if I've got this straight:

Dave Boos graduates from Wisconsin-Oshkosh in 1999 and becomes a volunteer assistant at the school. Ryan Theis graduates from UW-Milwaukee in 2000 and becomes a volunteer at Eastern Illinois. Boos becomes an assistant at IU, then at Minnesota. Theis replaces Boos as an assistant at IU, then goes to Northwestern, then goes to Florida. Boos becomes the head coach at Ball State, then Theis becomes the head coach at Ohio. Boos now, allegedly, will go to Florida in the same position Theis used to have.

And none of this gets us any closer to figuring out what the hell is going on with Locke, Jacob, or the damn smoke monster, is that what you're telling me?