First things first: Sweet Sixteen

So, let's see. Vietnam's national team beat Cambodia this weekend, 3-0. Anything else important happen?

Oh that's right: All hell broke loose.

Say YES to Meeeechigan - Before losing to Hawaii, the Wolverines went after Stanford in the same way an actual Wolverine would go after a baked ham left out in the wilderness to fend for itself. And you know how baked hams hate conflict.

FSU advances! - Seminoles prove their #3 seeding wasn't a fluke by beating UK and losing to MN...right? I mean, right?

The Baylor dream ends - The Baylor Bears end their odyssey at the hands of the Golden Bears. As you remember from chemistry class, Gold is more powerful than the element Baylorium. Hopefully after the match Coach Barnes told his troops, "We'll always have Westwood."

Cyclones, Aggies, tie for 3rd in Big 12 - So apparently that's what would have happened if the Big 12 had a tournament, and held it in Omaha, the best home court advantage a guy could ever ask for. Still, Christy Johnson HYPHEN! Lynch could run for mayor right now and win, and the Aggies acquitted themselves quite nicely thankyouverymuch.

Oh, yeah - And Penn State beat Florida, 3-0.