Grayson Dubose is UNHINGED

Hey look! It's an article about Chelsea Fowles and Emily Kortsen, two former high school teammates who both chose to play at Utah State in college! Fun!

Their hometown paper -- the Hollister Freelance -- checked in on the two to see how they're faring in D1 sports, and it looks pretty good. Kortsen is averaging over 2 kills per game, and Fowles has over 1,000 assists on the year!

Utah State head coach Grayson Dubose, what do you think of the job your setter's doing?

"She continues to kind of lead us."

...wwwwhoa. Easy, tiger. Let's not get all melodramatic. But we'll go ahead and risk one more question: Since Fowles and Kortsen have played together for so long, surely they connect well?

"They do kind of click with each other."

You, sir, are quite vexing.