Yeah, that's probably not gonna help

From Madison.com:

The University of Wisconsin volleyball team needs to find a way to get Gary Brokaw to attend its match against top-ranked Penn State on Friday night.

Right! Gary Brokaw...wait, who?

Brokaw is the former guard for the Notre Dame men's basketball team who played a big role in the Irish upset victory over UCLA that ended its 88-game winning streak in 1974.

Ohhh! OK. Now I get it. Props for obscure-but-relevant. But honestly, the Badgers need more than Brokaw. You could have Tom Brokaw play, still wouldn't make a difference. Plus, the Nittany Lions don't have a hippie redhead with bad knees, so...