Monday morning or mourning. (Check your local listings)

St. Francis upsets St. Francis! - The one in NY upsets the one in PA, 26-28, 26-28, 25-23, 25-10, 15-10. Wonder who Francis was rooting for? Can saints play favorites?

Navy beats Army! - Either way, America wins.

Cal beats the Cauldron! - Either way, Marv Dunphy wins...or something.

Huskers beat Cyclones! - And the state of Nebraska exhales.

North Dakota State beats South Dakota State! - And Mt. Rushmore inhales...?

Miami (OH) beats Western Michigan! - And the city of Kalamazoo sneezes.

Cal Poly beats UCSB! - And Kathy Gregory throws up.

Arizona beats Oregon! - Seriously. Really? These two teams are more up and down than a yo-yo in, uh, in an elevator, and, something else going up and down, et cetera, heh-heh.

Georgetown beats Cincy! - Reed Sunahara now hates our nation's capitol.

Notre Dame wins more! - While no one was paying attention, the Fightin' Fitzpatricks have gone 12-0 in the Big East.

UNLV beats Nevada! - Is that kinda like beating the house? What are the odds on that?

UCLA beats Gysin University! - I'm tellin' ya', this Cook kid might be kinda good. Anyone know her background?