Halloween, et cetera, full moon, tricks, blah blah blah...

Yes, we get it, it was Halloween this past weekend. So "of course" there were a number of weird matches. And since not every newspaper or sports info department came up with an appropriately awful Halloween pun in their respective recaps, we've gone ahead and done it for them.

Badgers beat Michigan, lose to Michigan State: Badgers trick Wolverines, treat Spartans

Dayton loses to Xavier: Flyers' Pumpkin Patch Deemed Insincere by Bunch of Musketeers

Pacific loses to UC Riverside, beats UC Irvine: UOP Gets Pennies One Night, Candy the Next

Ohio State sweeps Minnesota: FrankenGeoff's Frauleins Gore Gophers.

UCSB sweeps Long Beach: 49ers Get Their Pumpkin Carved by Gauchos

UCLA beats Stanford, at Stanford: UCLA TPs the Farm