Totally Unfair Characterizations of Various Quotes

"Even if Duke was in last place, a win against Duke is always a good win. It makes it even better that they were in first place because that just goes to show the rest of the conference that we’re coming for them.” - North Carolina's Ingrid Hanson-Tuntland. You hear that, ACC? Head for the hills! The Tarheels are comin'!!!

"We worked really hard this week not to have a hangover." - LSU's Fran Flory, describing either the Tigers efforts to drink one water for every beer, or the effort to not have a letdown after the big win over Tebow University.

"We hate disappointing our coaches. We just basically wanted to prove them wrong; we do care, we do want to play hard." - LBSU's Caitlin Ledoux. Hmm, I'm guessing someone, maybe a coach, told the 49ers they didn't play hard?

"They out-fought us, they out-played us and they deserved to win." - Brian Gimmillaro. A-ha!

"I don't think either Creighton or SIU played gorgeous ball tonight, but..." Oooh! Lemme guess! But "beauty is only skin deep in volleyball too"? Or, or, "but we'll settle for girl-next-door ball and the win"? "But the point was we did some good things and got a victory." Oh. You know, Creighton's head coach Kirsten Bernthal Booth, if you're gonna set us up with that "gorgeous" remark, give us some kind of payoff, would ya'?