Who wins this weekend? I have no idea, but...

Northern Illinois vs. Central Michigan - DeKalb vs. Mount Pleasant is really a toss-up. HOWEVER, Cindy Crawford's hometown is DeKalb, NIU WINS!

UCLA vs. USC - How can you root against Jessica Gysin in anything? Gysin wins!

Duke vs. Florida State - Blue Demons vs. Seminoles. The Fightin' Nagels vs. the Pugilistic Pooles. Lots of ACC implications in this one: TIE!

Fresno State vs. Idaho - Following guidelines from last week, Fresno is not a state. Such misrepresentation spells doom on the court. IDAHO WINS!

Holy Cross vs. Army - Is the power of the Holy Cross enough to fight back the armies of...Army? In an Indiana Jones movie probably, but not when it comes to Alma matters (Get it? PUNS!). ARMY WINS!

Lamar vs. Texas A&M Corpus Christi - Any school named after Lamar Odom gets my vote, even if he is marrying one of those Kardashian women. LAMAR WINS!

Seattle vs. UNLV - Grunge vs. Lounge acts! Coffee vs. free booze! Eddie Vedder vs. Wayne Newton! Hendrix vs. Sinatra! "Singles" vs. "Swingers"! Heroine deaths vs. debilitating gambling addictions! Boy, this is a toughie. But Matt Dillon's performance in "Singles" pushes Seattle over the top. SEATTLE WINS!