Poole Stuff

Get it? "Splash"? "Poole"? But why stop there? The writer, Corey Clark, should've gone full steam ahead and cranked out some more chlorine-tainted nuggets of Poole-related goodness.

For instance, instead of "He turns volleyball programs around. Very quickly," he could have written "He flip turns volleyball programs faster than you can say 'Michael Phelps has the munchies.'"

Instead of "...the seminoles were a middle-of-the-road team languishing in the median of the ACC," he could have written, "the Seminoles were treading water in the middle of the ACC's crowded swimmercize class."

See how easy this is?

"Poole now looks like a prophet" becomes "Poole now looks like, uh, a water-borne prophet, I guess. Like whatever that thing was in 'Lady in the Water.'"

The oddest bit is when Jordana Price says, "It goes all the way down from the volleyball court to staying clean." Um, what? Is there a smack habit in volleyball that we weren't aware of?

"Making sure to wash your hands before you eat."

OHHH! So he's a germaphobe. Gotcha. You know what that means, right? POOLE IS PUDDY.