Mond-- er, Tuesday Topics

Gauchos lose to Fullerton at home - Remind me again: Santa Barbara is still in California, right? They didn't move it to, like, Saskatchewan or something, did they?

Tobacco Road Rhubarb - Duke holds off their UNC neighbors in five games. No actual tobacco was used, but (LAME SEGUE COMING) Rachael Moss lit up the Tarheels for 22 kills and 26 digs.

L'ville upsets St. John's - When Louisville and St. John's collide, Eastern Europe wins, with a little bit of Asia thrown in for good measure.

IU / U of I - Good golly, IU's for real! Well, at least real in the sense that they've left Iowa alone in the Big Ten cellar for the loftier pastures of "middlin'." The Illini were actually up 14-12 in the fifth -- at home -- before IU ran off four straight.

49ers over Matadors - In the Alan Thicke Head of Hair matchup, it was Gimmillaro over Stork. Debbie Green and Susie Terrusa are the only assistant coaches who steal conditioner from their bosses.

I got yer Ay Ziggy Zoomba right here, pal - Bowling Green had 19 services aces in a 3-0 sweep of Buffalo, including EIGHT by frosh setter Sam Fish. This begs the question: What kind of serves was The Fish casting? How vicious is The Fishball? Are the Bulls waking up in cold sweats in the middle of the night yelling out "FISHBALL!"?

Winner, winner, chicken dinner - Best 5-gamer of the weekend goes to Illinois State over Northern Iowa, 30-26, 28-30, 20-30, 35-33, 21-19.