Rock Chalk Jay-Block

Ray Bechard, the formerly mustachioed head man at Kansas guided his Jayhawks to a five-game win over Missouri last night.

"We have young players. We're a young team on paper, but I am expecting more," explained Missouri Head Coach Wayne Kreklow. "I'm just looking for people to come in and compete. We just can't seem to stop any middle hitters. The problem now is that with such a young team, the errors can be emotionally damaging."

Kreklow also added, "Have I mentioned we're young? Because I think it's important to get across the concept that we're young. If you understand that we're young, then you'll see the youngness of our young-nicity. We're not youngtastic yet, we're youngiocre. I mean, young is young, right? Young."

And, seriously, "emotionally damaging"? Holy overdramatic hyberbole, Kreklow! Lookit, all ya' gotta do is get 2-3 more Chinese players in there, and you're set.