Quotatious Quoties

"She was full of guts and execution." - UConn head coach Holly Strauss on her rightside, Lauren Lamberti. Full of guts, sure, that's basic Anatomy 101, but execution? That's kinda creepy. "Hey, you're really full of execution tonight."

"The ASU volleyball team will be without its record-breaking legend-in-the-making this weekend." - Devin Hicks of the ASU Web Devil, getting carried away in a description of ASU's Sydney Donahue. I mean, why not just go all the way and say "The ASU volleyball team will be without its leader of the free world this weekend"?

"Honestly, I'm glad it's over." - Ohio's G-Off Carlston on the New York Mets being eliminated from the MLB post-season in one of the biggest collapses ever in professional sports...or the Bobcats' 64-match MAC winning streak coming to an end. Whichever.

"We hit rock bottom when we played Pacific, but like I told my girls, once you hit rock bottom, you can only go up." - UCSB coach Kathy Gregory, making no one in particular feel any better about the Gauchos' 1-3 mark in the Big West, 6-10 overall.

"When you're dealing with a team that hasn't had much success, you figure there's no one on the team that knows what it takes to win." NC State head coach Charita Stubbs, employing some kind of intricate reverse psychology.