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Long Beach def. UCSB - This is like the USSR fighting the Mayans: Old power, and older power. Not that both teams aren't top 30 or so teams, but they're both like Ted Danson on "Becker": Not really washed up, but not exactly Must See TV, either. I would say they've "jumped the shark," but I read on the Interwebs that the phrase "jumped the shark" has jumped the shark, so...

Georgia beats Tennessee? Remember two years ago? When Tennessee went to the Final Four? Remember? Yeah, neither does Georgia. Now I've seen everything.

Where a Wolverine falls, a Badger rises Michigan can't crack .200 during the sweep, and now Michigan students have nothing to distract them from their crummy football team.

Pitt outlasts ND Panthers win 33-31, 32-30, 30-23, 42-40. Only to be outdone by Hawaii v. NMSU.

New coach, same ol' boring results Susie Johnson took over as head coach for Kathy Litzau, but you'd never know it by UWM's 13-1 start. Johnson's success can be traced to the First Law of Litzau which states: "You can never have enough Felsings."

Now THAT's a headline