Your Monday Morning "Whaaa...?"

Colorado loses to Tulane and FURMAN. Hard to imagine new assistant coach Billy Egbert is having THAT much of an impact in his first year with the Paladins.

Kentucky gets blanked by Western Michigan, mostly because Ashley Vogl played out of her freakin' gourd, hammering 16 kills and hitting .552, while the Wildcat offense stayed well within their gourd, hitting a collective .162. But just to bend your mind like a pretzel, Kentucky beat UNI in 5 the next day.

K-State comes out of nowhere to upset collegiate beach volleyball darlings Cal Poly SLO, thanks to the efforts of State Siberian Technological University transfer Nataly Korobkova. I think we all grew up as fans of the State Siberian Technological University, didn't we? Remember when they were in the Russian Greco-Roman Championships against the Iron Collective Calculus Institute of Putchezh? Good times.

Michigan beats Hawaii in 5, AT Hawaii, which is a lot like the local militia of the land-locked nation of Malawi defeating the British navy...of the 1600s...on the high seas of the English Channel.

Baylor loses to Stony Brook in five. Seriously, I'm losing my grip on reality. Are we still the third planet from the sun?

Missouri loses to Mississippi in five. I wasn't there, but I'm guessing not enough Chinese.