Find a happy place, find a happy place...

As you no doubt know, USC is also in Europe, but we haven't said much about it because...eh...

But I think it's important to mention the Trojans' adventures if only to let you know that...I think Mick Haley hates his team.

Why would I say that? Here's the travel itinerary for the last couple of days: Day 1, tour Auschwitz and Birkenaw, play a volleyball match. Day 2, trek 530 feet down into a salt mine where people have drowned and died from methane explosions, play a volleyball match.

What's on for tomorrow? An overnight on the streets of Calcutta, and then another match? Leaving the Women of Troy in the middle of the Swiss Alps where they have to make their way back to civilization a la Bear Grylls on "Man vs. Wild", then play a match?

Mick must hate his team, and seeing what happened to Utah, he's obviously trying to wipe the slate clean and start over.

So...who wants to be a Trojan?