Totally unfair characterization of Carolyn Zimmerman's quotes

Suckerrrrrrr.

Cal State Fullerton has hired Mitch Kallick, formerly of Tennessee, as an assistant coach.

Head coach Carolyn Zimmerman said Kallick "has shown through his dedication to coaching that he is willing to work hard and go the extra mile to learn about all facets of a Division I volleyball program"

...especially those facets that Zimmerman no longer wants to screw with and will now delegate to Kallick...since he, you know, doesn't mind.