Oh wow that's bad

"Unbeatable Service"? What is this, Jiffy Lube? Are we supposed to feel threatened because these guys know how to change an air filter? Thank goodness BYU is actually a quality team because this poster / wallpaper / whatever is about as threatening as a newborn kitten.

Next year their slogan is rumored to be "BYU Men's Volleyball: Now with Free Checking."