Peter Parker missing after CSU fans storm court

Nebraska vs. Colorado State was such a big match, even Spider-Man took time away from wrecking Broadway to watch. (I can't tell from here if that's Tobey Maguire or Andrew Garfield.)

Tennessee is in no rush - Four out of six Volunteer matches have gone five games, with Rob Patrick's People winning three of them, but losing to Houston.

Double down on UNLV! - Oh, the Runnin' Rebs caught a couple of aces on the river on the way to wins over Central Arkansas and Morehead State! Now they're flush with confidence to up the ante on an inside straight path to a full house of...blinds, or something.

Hawaii def. LBSU in 5! - That kind of match used to happen a lot more often. Remember?

When you say Wis-consin! - I, I can't. It's too painful...

Gee this is fun - The AEC defending champ Albany is 0-6 after scheduling such lightweights as Kentucky, Tulsa, Florida State, Nebraska, Colorado State, and the closest to them RKPI-wise, Colorado. Right now they're back home, packed in ice.