Weekend wackiness.

You know how programs have peaks and valleys? - Yyyyeah, UK is in a deep valley right now, actually more of a crevasse, after getting swept by Ole Miss. At home. Look for head coach Craig Skinner to invest in spelunking gear, and soon.

Stop it. Just... stop it.  - Northwestern is THIS close to being alllll alone in first place in the Big Ten, after sweeping the Badgers and losing to the Illini in five. You heard me, sparky. Don't make me say it twice.

You Zip your face. - Akron, America's home of tires and stuff, is also home of the Zips, who beat Ohio for the first time since 2003. Life stinks without Herman, don't it?

Worst. Hat trick. Ever. - Indiana loses in five against Iowa, but that's not the worst part: They hit .000 in the three games they lost.

Who yanked Fullerton's chain? - Erin Saddler racks up 40 kills over two matches, and Cami Croteau goes completely bonkers, getting 29 digs in the sweep of the Gauchos.

Gauchos must've been hung over - 'Cause they beat their archenemies, Long Beach, the night before in five games, after being down 0-2. Debbie Green III had 54 assists and 15 digs.

Whatever happened to Zoe Garrett? - Yeah, USC lost to Washington, blah blah blah, but, seriously, remember Garrett?

Georgia's technology is superior to Virginia's, apparently - Ramblin' Wreck trumps Hokies in five. Now if only that technology could engineer them up a few spots in the ACC.

In other technology news... - Texas Tech's streak of 64 straight Big 12 losses is over after they clipped the Jayhawks on Saturday. How did we not know about this streak before? Were we blinded by NC State's?

Remember when Toledo beat Michigan? - Unfortunately, the Rockets don't appear to, as they've lost 8 in a row -- 4 in the MAC -- including matches against Eastern, Western, and Central Michigan, and Michigan State.

Huh...that's weird - One year later, Nebraska / Texas is just another 4-game win for the Huskers. Weird, isn't it?