Quotes quorum

"Mark Rosen was sporting a new look this past weekend at the Rocket Classic, and so was the Michigan volleyball team." - Michigan Daily.  New look for the Rosenator? Fauxhawk? Highlights?

"Wearing a brand new V-neck sweater instead of his usual Michigan polo, Rosen was looking to 'dress it up' a little bit this year according to Sports Information Director, Sarah VanMetre."- Whoa. Slow down, there, you crazy man, Rosen. It starts with V-necks, but those are just gateway changes to a world of penniless loafers and beltless trousers.

"I had my hands full because us freshman have to carry either the massage table (Sam), the box (me), the medicine kit (Mel), the water bottles (Rachel), or the foam rollers (Carly)." - Stanford's Lydia Bai, detailing freshman responsibilities on the road. Massage table? Foam rollers? And what is "the box"? Does Dunning have sciatica that acts up on the road? Where can I get foam rollers?