That's what she (or he) said.

"The ability to recover from a 10-point deficit at this level is a unique experience." - Colorado's Liz Kritzka after her team came back from 11-1 down to Texas to lose game one of their match 25-23. Yes, that is a unique experience, like the mumps or food poisoning.

"‘Are you a Steelers fan?’ Well, the ones who said they weren’t didn’t get the job.” - Toby Rens on Melissa Stadelman and Allyson Hodnik's first question asked of assistant coach candidates last summer, candidates who are just now discovering why they didn't get the job.

“Davis is a better team than Pacific.” Jeff Stork. Dave Johnson appreciates the help.

"After putting aside Summit League foe Oral Roberts on Saturday, the Mastodons dismantled Missouri State 25-16, 20-25, 25-16, 18-25, 16-14." - Ft Wayne News-Sentinel on IPFW's big win over MO State. "Dismantled"? 1 : to take to pieces; also : to destroy the integrity or functioning of, 2 : to strip of dress or covering : divest, 3 : to strip of furniture and equipment. So unless IPFW undressed MO State or took their barcalounger, I'm not thinking that word choice is very accurate.

“The goal for this match was to win the serving, passing and blocking battles." - Mary Wise on the match against Arkansas.