Talk to us, Mike!

"The loss of one player does not mean a team disintegrates into a pile of goo." Mike Hebert, on The Dieter Thing. How much would you have loved for Mike to say "...disintegrates into a great big gob of greasy grimey Gopher goo"? Gopher Goo! It's a paste! It's a sauce! It's at the end of the aisle in your local grocery store! Gopher Goo!