Post-match kiss is out, too

Last week, the NCAA, showing all the wisdom of a 4th grade Cootie Patrol, recommended volleyball not partake in the usual pregame handshake in a HiLARious effort to try and stem the spread of swine flu.

Yeah, it's probably OK for 16 sweaty athletes to roll around on the same floor that probably hasn't been cleaned since the Clinton administration, and to use the same towels to wipe sweat off that floor that they use to wipe off their hands and arms, just as long as NOBODY SHAKES HANDS!!!