Once more unto the breach...

"I told them that in the book ‘Outliers’ the author says that most plane crashes happen because the co-pilot doesn’t do their job."
- Oregon head coach Jim Moore
So, hey all you co-pilots...NO PRESSURE OR ANYTHING, but it's all your fault if your volleyball team totally eats it. Or, wait...what?

"“I was reading on the Internet that’s how it spreads the most — through a cough.”
- Rice head coach Genny Volpe-- after having to bail on UTSA's tourney because of swine flu -- sharing what she learned about H1N1 from the Internet, which seems like one of the more rational things one could learn from the Internet about...anything. No conspiracy involving the mallard ducks and the Pentavirate? I'm disappointed.

"Sam Dabbs is this team’s security blanket."
- LSU's Fran Flory, explaining why Dabbs' nickname is "Wooby."