Amy Stroder and the power of chocolate

Look, I know that these Q&As that the Interwebs do are lots of fun, and sometimes things get misconstrued, but witness this exchange between North Florida's Amy Stroder and UNF media relations staff assistant Kristian Martin:

KM: If you were a food, what kind of food would you be and why?

AS: Chocolate. It is incredibly satisfying.

I'm not, um, really...I am SO uncomfortable right now. Not gonna say anything else...just, minding my own business.