Totally unfair characterization of Talia Ogle's quotes

Hey you know who we never hear from? UT-Pan American. Which is handy because they've just hired a new assistant coach, Talia Ogle. Let's take a look at what Ms. Ogle has to say about her new gig, and then see how we can mangle those quotes.

"I'm absolutely thrilled to be here and have the opportunity to work alongside Coach (Angela) Hubbard."

So far, so good. Ogle's toeing the company line, saying all the right things.

"We have tremendous talent here at UTPA in our outside hitters as well as defensive players."

What, no love for the middles and setters? Gee, how...undiplomatic. You know, most new coaches like to make sure they start on good terms with all their players, but, hey, what do I know.

Good luck!