22% of Oregon offense defects to Seminole Nation

Remember that Oregon Duck resurgence orchestrated by Resurgence Master Jim Moore? Well, don't get too excited, because Mira Djuric, owner of 359 kills for the Ducks last year, has packed her bags and moved to Tallahassee. Florida, that is.

And waiting with open arms is Todd Kress, who says that Djuric "brings the international style that is only going to help us be better as a program."

"International style"? What is that? Does she smoke a pack of cigarettes while riding to the matches on her Vespa? Is she bringing an aversion to air conditioning and the modern ice cube?