Bob Newhart does the Launiere / USAV phone call

"Hello? Well, hi, Beth, what can I...yes, yes I read those quotes too...no, I don't know who would have, um, 'facilitated the destruction of your starting lineup,' but I'm not sure that's how I'd...uh-huh, uh-huh...no, I don't know what it feels like to have your spleen ripped out. I'd imagine it doesn't, doesn't tickle, heh-heh...no, you're right, that wasn't funny...I'm sure having two starters transfer doesn't tickle, uh, at all...well, are you sure they're that important to your team? ...no, I don't think you're stupid..."