Nevena Djordjevic has no idea what she's getting herself into

In January we brought you the Xmas plans of some Oregon Ducks, and reader "bruce" informed us on the differences between the Serbian Orthodox Christian Church's calendar and everyone else's.

Now, with winter fading, the Duck website brings us news of different players' spring break plans. For the most part, those plans are fairly tame, although Kristen Forristall is going to Italy (Maybe she can save the Utes!).

Lindsey Stone's plans, however, are perplexing. On the one hand she claims she will "bask in the wonder of doing absolutely nothing!", but then goes on to recite a laundry list of activities she's going to undertake with teammate Nevena Djordjevic, including eating grass. Totally not kidding:

Nev and I are going to trek through the forest, ride horseback, make campfires, eat grass, wreak havoc on anything and everything, and come back a little crazier.

I'm gonna assume, for the purposes of legal liability, that Stone isn't talking about actually eating marijuana (Although that might explain the "come back a little crazier" part). But I wonder if Nevena knows about all these plans?

(Lindsey will) try to make my spring break as crazy as possible and hopefully she'll teach me how to ride a horse, which would be amazing.

Horse riding! That is crazy! Horse riding is insane! But I still don't understand the whole grass-eating thing. Is it possible that Lindsey got the activities she and Nevena would be doing with the daily activities of the horses? Was that a subtle hint to Nevena that Lindsey was going to make her horse riding dreams come true? Is this the last time coach Jim Moore lets the team make their own spring break plans?