I see job openings

So, with Glad-handing Gilad Doron on his way out West (I swear I saw him in a 'Nova shirt in Denver this past weekend), Villanova's open, baby! Who's interested? Before you start throwing your resumes and calling all your references, perhaps we should take a closer look at what awaits you in the City of Brotherly Love.

The most important thing to realize is that the Big East is a whole new world now. It's no longer the private playground of 2-3 programs. Louisville, Cincy, et al have made things just a smidge tougher. And with a whole new world comes a whole new currency rate, kinda like the implementation of the Euro. A 16-15 Big East season last year (Villanova's '06 mark) would have been a 19-11 season before The C-USA Invasion.

So, your conference has a higher profile, sure, but you're gonna have to not only face Christina Kaelin for three more years, you'll also have to throw down against Rui Liu, Tatyana Kolesnikova, and lots o' other big timers.

But the most important information you need to know is that..."The Sixth Sense" was filmed in and around Philadelphia. That's right. If you take the job at Villanova, you could have access to the world's foremost supernatural savant, Haley Joel Osment. Who knows what kind of havoc you could wreak on the Big East if you had access to the same powers that Jennifer Love Hewitt, Patricia Arquette, and Jeff Goldblum have?